Coaching
You don’t need me. You’re paying to skip the failed applications.
Everything I do, a determined person can work out over a few weeks of research and two or three rejections. Some people would rather not spend those weeks. That’s the whole pitch, and I’d rather say it plainly than dress it up.
What you get
Two packages. Both are preparation, not placement.
For people starting from scratch who want to apply to the right places, properly, the first time.
- Platform-fit analysis — which three to apply to, in what order, and why
- Your resume and platform profile rewritten for how these reviewers actually read
- My practice item set, mirroring the real assessment formats, with written feedback on your answers
- Email support for two weeks
For people who’ve tried on their own, or who want someone in the room while they prepare.
- Everything in Application Ready
- Two live calls: one to build your application plan, one to walk a full mock assessment together
- Line-by-line review of your practice answers before you sit the real thing
- Priority support for 30 days, through applying and onboarding
I won’t touch a live assessment. Not review it, not edit it, not sit it. Every platform treats outside help on a live assessment as fraud and bans for it, sometimes withholding earnings. Anyone offering that service is selling you a ban. We practise on items I wrote; you sit the real one alone.
I won’t promise you a job. I don’t control the assessments and I have no back channel into any platform. I’m selling preparation and judgment about where to spend your effort — nothing else.
How it runs
What actually happens after you pay
Intake
You send me your background, your resume, and how much time you have each week. I send back the three platforms I’d apply to and the order to do it in, with reasoning you can disagree with.
Profile rebuild
I rewrite your resume and platform profile around evidence of subject judgment rather than job history, and tell you what I changed and why, so you can do it yourself next time.
Practice
You work through my practice set. I mark it the way the real rubrics do — accuracy first, instruction-following second — and show you where your instinct is pulling you wrong.
You apply
You submit, you sit the assessments yourself, and you tell me what came back. If it’s a rejection we work out which of the remaining platforms to try and when the cooldown lifts.
Apply
Tell me about your background
I take a limited number of clients at a time and I turn people away when I don’t think I can help. Send this and I’ll reply within two business days with a straight yes or no.
Not ready to pay for anything?
Take the free guide instead. It covers the platform map, the fit test and the assessment logic, and most people who read it never need me at all.